Loot

vig_loot_500READ THIS FIRST

The Fuel Rats store is consuming too much of the quartermaster’s time, and we have decided to down-size it considerably. Some items (Tshirts mostly) will not be re-loaded. Eventually we will be offering just fuel scoops and PVC badges, when everything else is gone.

That means: GET IT WHILE YOU CAN

We usually ship loot every 3-4 weeks depending on the quartermaster’s schedule. Recently the US Postal service has changed its customs forms (and postage rates!) to something that requires an egregious online web-based form to fill out, that adds an extra 15 minutes to each box. Costs for international shipping have also jumped. International shipping to places like New Zealand is problematic: 1) it takes forever 2) boxes of loot “evaporate” periodically. If you suspect your loot has evaporated, look in the nearest neutron star or contact the address on the paypal transaction you get when you order.

When your order ships, you will be notified. If you want to know the status of your order, contact the address on the paypal transaction you get in your email. We will make sure you get your loot. But we are not an overnight service delivering loot. Fuel: fast. Loot: slow.


Loot You Can Have

That’s right: We’re such great businesspeople that we give valuable loot away in addition to spending huge amounts of time rescuing people at our own expense.

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Fuel Rats sticker

Awesome Fuel Rats’ bumper/whatever stickers. Screen-printed (not digital print-on-demand inkjet garbage, this is made with real ink hand-squeezed through a screen by underpaid minions)

Here’s how you (or your friend) can get one. Simply mail a self-addressed, stamped envelope that will hold a 4″x4″ sticker, with appropriate postage to:
Fuel Rats Sticky Goodness
93 Crowsfoot Ln
Morrisdale, PA   16858 USA

We’ll stuff a sticker in the envelope and mail it. That simple. If you want confirmation include a note inside the envelope with your email address and say you want confirmation.

Fuel Rats Achievement Roundel
Fuel Rats Achievement Roundel
If you are a fuel rat and qualify for one of our achievement badges, you can get one here

Loot You Can Buy

We are easy to bribe. Just click on loot buy buttons below and checkout through paypal. Eventually our grumbling quartermaster will stuff your loot in the mail and it’ll go someplace!

 

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PVC Allegedly Indestructible PVC 4″ Badge (Gen II Badge)

Pure cool. Really. One CMDR used these on the bottom of the landing-skids of his anaconda, they’re so tough. He hasn’t been seen since.

WE ARE CURRENTLY STOCKING THE GEN IV. GEN IV IS BLACK AND RED WITH THE WORDS “BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, REFUELLED IT, LEFT.”

WHEN THE GEN IV IS GONE, THAT’S IT: THE LOOT FARM WILL SHUT DOWN.


The Gen IV Fuel Scoop- Fuel Rats’ Heavy Duty 8A Fuel Scoop: this scoop is capable of scooping an entire neutron star in one gulp. (Let us know how that works for you!!!)

The Fuel Scoop is $15. (Base cost of the mug is $12.31, the Fuel Rats pocket $3 on each mug)

(Retired Fuel Scoop Designs that you will never ever be able to get:

Gen I – black on whitefr_mugs

Gen II – white on black

Gen III – orange on blackgen-III

THE SHIRTS ARE DISCONTINUED

Cabin Cotton Hand Towel (Can also be worn as a T-shirt)
Designed to withstand repeated hand-wiping with greasy fuel-soaked grubby paws. This is not a cheaply made digital-printed shirt; it’s silk-screened using real ink by our imperial slaves. Unlike the cheap Tshirts you usually get from print-on-demand services, this Tshirt will last and last until your significant other rolls their eyes at you and asks “will you please stop wearing the catpan liner?”





Exit through the gift shop!

* Nobody has complained, yet.