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The Fuel Rats store is consuming too much of the quartermaster’s time, and we have decided to down-size it considerably. Some items (Tshirts mostly) will not be re-loaded. Eventually we will be offering just fuel scoops and PVC badges, when everything else is gone.
That means: GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
We usually ship loot every 3-4 weeks depending on the quartermaster’s schedule. Recently the US Postal service has changed its customs forms (and postage rates!) to something that requires an egregious online web-based form to fill out, that adds an extra 15 minutes to each box. Costs for international shipping have also jumped. International shipping to places like New Zealand is problematic: 1) it takes forever 2) boxes of loot “evaporate” periodically. If you suspect your loot has evaporated, look in the nearest neutron star or contact the address on the paypal transaction you get when you order.
When your order ships, you will be notified. If you want to know the status of your order, contact the address on the paypal transaction you get in your email. We will make sure you get your loot. But we are not an overnight service delivering loot. Fuel: fast. Loot: slow.
Loot You Can Have
That’s right: We’re such great businesspeople that we give valuable loot away in addition to spending huge amounts of time rescuing people at our own expense.
Awesome Fuel Rats’ bumper/whatever stickers. Screen-printed (not digital print-on-demand inkjet garbage, this is made with real ink hand-squeezed through a screen by underpaid minions)
Here’s how you (or your friend) can get one. Simply mail a self-addressed, stamped envelope that will hold a 4″x4″ sticker, with appropriate postage to:
We’ll stuff a sticker in the envelope and mail it. That simple. If you want confirmation include a note inside the envelope with your email address and say you want confirmation.
|If you are a fuel rat and qualify for one of our achievement badges, you can get one here|
Loot You Can Buy
We are easy to bribe. Just click on loot buy buttons below and checkout through paypal. Eventually our grumbling quartermaster will stuff your loot in the mail and it’ll go someplace!
|PVC Allegedly Indestructible PVC 4″ Badge (Gen II Badge)
Pure cool. Really. One CMDR used these on the bottom of the landing-skids of his anaconda, they’re so tough. He hasn’t been seen since.
|The Gen IV Fuel Scoop- Fuel Rats’ Heavy Duty 8A Fuel Scoop: this scoop is capable of scooping an entire neutron star in one gulp. (Let us know how that works for you!!!)
The Fuel Scoop is $15. (Base cost of the mug is $12.31, the Fuel Rats pocket $3 on each mug)
(Retired Fuel Scoop Designs that you will never ever be able to get:
Gen I – black on white
Gen II – white on black
Gen III – orange on black
|THE SHIRTS ARE DISCONTINUED
Cabin Cotton Hand Towel (Can also be worn as a T-shirt)
Exit through the gift shop!
* Nobody has complained, yet.